1 00:00:05,529 --> 00:00:07,290 So why is my dad in the hospital? 2 00:00:07,630 --> 00:00:09,050 Your father just had an accident. 3 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:12,090 He's fine. He'll be out in a week. 4 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:15,050 A week? What the hell happened? 5 00:00:15,570 --> 00:00:19,230 I think you should hear the whole story from your dad. 6 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:24,770 Oh, come on. You're my stepmom, and I'm over 18. I can take the news. 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:36,900 If you must know, he had an accident with a penis 8 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,000 pump. A penis pump? 9 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:41,400 What the fuck was he doing with a penis pump? 10 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:42,740 I don't know. 11 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:45,460 You know. 12 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,180 Probably a penis. 13 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,560 What the fuck? 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,720 He said he had problems in the bedroom and he thought it could help. 15 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:57,620 Well, he kind of exploded it. 16 00:00:58,060 --> 00:00:59,060 He... 17 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,490 He exploded his dick? 18 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:07,910 He was engorged, like, squashed. It was all bruised out like an eggplant. 19 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,330 My God. 20 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:14,730 And they're not sure if it's permanently damaged. 21 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:19,030 He made me hurt again. 22 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:26,790 And that dick has to be hard to fuck my ass. 23 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:30,410 Really? That's all you care about right now? 24 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:31,670 Ass -fucking? 25 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:34,330 And you say it's going to take a week for him to come back home? 26 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:39,110 Probably a week, and then he has bed rest for at least a few more weeks. 27 00:01:40,510 --> 00:01:43,230 I suppose if you... Well, you can try fucking again. 28 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:50,690 I'm going to be honest with you on... I don't know what I'm going to do without 29 00:01:50,690 --> 00:01:51,690 any sex. 30 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:54,850 I'm sorry, but I might stray. 31 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,070 What the fuck, Lauren? 32 00:01:58,190 --> 00:02:02,650 My dad really loves being married with you, and for him to just try to go out 33 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:05,070 and find a new wife, I can't deal with that kind of stress. 34 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:07,410 I'd rather keep you as my stepmother. 35 00:02:07,790 --> 00:02:09,590 You can always get what you want in life, Lauren. 36 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:11,770 Really? 37 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,950 Well, I think I got something you might want. 38 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,670 Holy fuck! 39 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:24,150 Where did that come from? 40 00:02:25,390 --> 00:02:30,390 Well, you keep my dad happy, and maybe I can tap that ass whenever you need. 41 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:33,210 Really? 42 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:40,690 You are seriously one caring stepson. You must really love your dad and me. 43 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:44,770 Why don't we try it out right now? 44 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:51,990 Oh, my God. 45 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:54,850 That's so big. 46 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,660 I would have known my steps in this. 47 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,360 A nice big hug like this. 48 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:04,940 Oh, yeah. 49 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,300 Oh, fuck. That feels so good. 50 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,920 Oh, my gosh. 51 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,480 Tastes so good in my mouth. 52 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,080 Oh, fuck. 53 00:03:40,079 --> 00:03:42,040 I like that. Yeah. 54 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,300 Yes, please. 55 00:04:04,769 --> 00:04:06,530 Oh, fuck. 56 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:36,980 Have a good one. 57 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,600 Yeah. Oh, 58 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,780 you're the best at mommy ever. 59 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:02,940 Oh, yeah. 60 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,020 Thank you. 61 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:45,880 Oh, shit. 62 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:20,640 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 63 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,440 Mm -hmm. 64 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,900 Oh, fuck. 65 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,700 Oh, fuck. 66 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,640 Oh, 67 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:19,920 fuck. 68 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:23,460 Oh, fuck. 69 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:24,840 Oh, 70 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:33,780 fuck. 71 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,210 Oh, yeah. 72 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:14,030 Because you have my penis in your mouth if you want to. 73 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:22,370 Can you just wait on my foot like that? 74 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:29,990 Fuck yes, yes, yes. 75 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:52,170 It's been a long time ago. 76 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:35,990 Here, give me that. 77 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,730 Oh, my God. 78 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,930 Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 79 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,190 Oh, 80 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,470 my God. This is so terrible. 81 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:08,710 on me. It feels so wrong. 82 00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:12,240 Oh. Oh. 83 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,280 Hmm. 84 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,100 Yes. 85 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:30,900 Oh, my God. 86 00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:54,930 Yeah. 87 00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:04,790 my fucking ass like that. 88 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,630 That mom's a little asshole. 89 00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:30,690 Oh, fuck you. 90 00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:32,090 Oh, 91 00:38:32,730 --> 00:38:35,230 my God. 92 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:38,830 You're going to make me guys cum all over the fucking place. 93 00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,810 It's great to have a step mommy just like you.